Sassafras Ice Cream
This is nothing more than a open letter/prayer to the ice cream gods at Amy's Ice Cream on Shepherd to bring back, if only for a day, the sassafras ice cream they featured two weeks ago. Pure white, rich as Croesus, and with the most intense root beer tang you've ever encountered. It must be what Mr. Barq and Mr. Hires eat for dessert every day in the Great Beyond. Bring it back. I will pay any price. I'm not proud.